Crouching Jen, Hidden Toilet Roll - Lima
A section for the ladies and our sensitive bottoms. I´ve always said you can judge a good restaurant by the state of their toilets, well now I´m expanding this theory to whole countries.
The trip started well, from a toilet reporting point of view, since we were seated opposite the loos on the plane. Clean with plenty of paper from start to finish (information or instruction? - ed), and with no turbulence - a dry floor. Bonus! Lima too seems to sport the cleaner loo, but to be frank I can´t be doing with this putting paper in the OPEN TOP bin like it was pot pourri. Surely the whole point of a flushing loo is that you can flush it all away? On a scale of one to ten breaths - I´m rating Lima a pleasant 7.
The trip started well, from a toilet reporting point of view, since we were seated opposite the loos on the plane. Clean with plenty of paper from start to finish (information or instruction? - ed), and with no turbulence - a dry floor. Bonus! Lima too seems to sport the cleaner loo, but to be frank I can´t be doing with this putting paper in the OPEN TOP bin like it was pot pourri. Surely the whole point of a flushing loo is that you can flush it all away? On a scale of one to ten breaths - I´m rating Lima a pleasant 7.
5 Comments:
Sorry to hear you've been bogged down, but good that the trip is generally flushed with success. Surely the headline should have been Pa-per View? ;-)
By Steve Earl, at 3:28 pm
All those sparkling, fully-tiled Andrex Quilted loos on the Inca Trail should be a very welcome relief (!) then?
By Tom, at 5:13 pm
glad you guys are safe!I will spare you the toilet humour. When do we get to see pics????
By Anonymous, at 7:07 pm
Let the good times roll is what I say.. .and if it only a quilted Andrex so be it....
This has the makings of a best seller when you come back - then you will be flush...
By Anonymous, at 7:28 pm
Jen - Have you wee'd on your feet yet? What's this about your trousers?!
By Anonymous, at 5:38 am
Post a Comment
<< Home